viernes, 13 de enero de 2012

Things to do before I turn 30

After realising that this is my last year being twenty something (not that I give a crap about that...) I googled things to do before you turn 30, I know lame, but I did.

Here is a summary of what I found:

1. Buy a property - ummm fuck that, I don't have the money right now

2. Have a baby - working on the getting married part, baby is in the picture!

3. Live abroad - tick, tick and fucking fick (pardon my French)

4. Build your brand - ummmmm how about little sausage.com?

5. Leave home - yeap, been there, done that, can I come back?

6. Look after the pennies - I know but it is much more fun to spend the money isn't it?

7. Drop out - I think about this every single day in my way to work...

8. Co-habit - I consider myself pretty good at it, but don't ask my boyfriend

9. Have a threesome or a moresome - seriously?

10. Own a designer handbag - I have many fake ones, but how about shoes????

11. Grow a pair and learn to stand up for yourself - Definately need to

12. Always wear sunscreen - yesssssss, we can but we don't really want to

13. Dump the debt - no debt, thank you

14. Be a fashion victim - did you hear about the little sausage part, but I am a sucker for nice shoes

15. Heal a broken heart - no problems on that front

16. Get married - I said working on it!!!!!!

17. Take it to the extreme - I would say that the humongous cockroach in Costa Rica will do. I have also survived with my sis with very little money in NY for a week

18. Write a book - I can't even commit to write a blog!!!! one step at a time

19. Know who your friends are - tick, tick, tick, no doubts there

20. Learn to cook - even if I have a cook for a boyfriend?

21. Learn a language - doesn't apply for me, been there, done that

22. Make a million - ummmm that would be a no, I haven't

23. Find yourself - how profound, I found myself in the sofa, writing my blog and drinking wine...

24. Have a summer of love - oh yes, better not to think about that, slutty slut

25. Get a second life - yes a private one asap

26. Sleep when you're dead - no thank you, call me a granny but I love to sleep

27. Start a business - why not, anyone?

28. Hold a tarantula - noooo thank you. I rather see them through the glass at the zoo

29. Swimm with dolphins - nope, but it is not one of my dreams, can wait for the 40s

30. Say “I love you” and mean it - seriously....

31. Hug a tree - ok this person was on drugs

32. Bungee jumped - no fucking way... Canopy is as far as I went and was awesome!

33. Watched a lightning storm at sea - yeap, Caribean See, christmas and swimming during a storm, very stupid but cool

34. Seen the Northern Lights - THIS IS A MUST

35. Grown and eaten your own vegetables - not gonna happen, they all die or I kill them, depends on how you look at it

36. Gotten drunk on champagne - yes and I do not recommend this, very very vet bad David Guetta concert and Isa dancing on a sofa...

37. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment - let me recall, yes, at English class at the university, exactly when I learn the meaning of giggling, teacher not amused...

38. Asked out a stranger - not really. I can ask my boyfriend to play roles though. I would say "hey sexy do you come here often?" Does that count?

39. Taken a road-trip - these people haven't heard of mini fanatics...

40. Visited Japan - someday... but by the look of it, I am going to be 30 already

41. Milked a cow - yeah and I even had a baby cow suck my hand like a milk bottle

42. Gone scuba diving - can't wait to learn, I am either going to love it or absolutely detest it

43. Go without food for 5 days - why???? no thank you

44. Eaten shark - ummm cazón en abodo...

45. Raised children - hope my brother doesn't count, I hope I will do better next time

46. Sing loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking with the windows open - of course yessssss

47. Have plastic surgery - I leave that for the 40s

48. Broken someone’s heart - not very proud of it

49. Caused a car accident - no, I thank god

50. Save someone’s life - neither



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